Yaris drivers should leave earth…

Is it in the contract they have you sign when you buy a Toyota Yaris that you have to drive like an asshole? As if it reads:

1. You must remain 20km/h under the speed limit (no matter what).
2. Only 2 of your wheels may be in your own lane at a time.
3. You may never use a blinker (except when you’re going to leave it on for 8km after you’ve already turned).

Every time I see a Yaris ahead of me, I cringe.

Also, did I mention that they’re super ugly?