The Flaming Zamboni

The title sounds like a terrible circus act, but it’s the most apt way to describe this video.

I’ve never put “Zamboni Driver” and “Hero” in the same sentence before, but let me say it now:

This Zamboni Driver is a hero.

Holy forking shirtballs… This guy CONTINUES TO DRIVE the Zamboni to get it off the ice and away from the people, mainly children waiting to play a game, despite the vehicle erupting into a BLAZING BALL OF FIRE less than a foot from him.

“No injuries reported,” says ABC News.

Holy shit.